Interlude III ~ Nothing To Be Proud Of

I'm a pretty good liar.

When I lie, I don't turn red. When I lie, I don't exactly stutter.
When I lie, I tell only the gist of it. When I lie, I sound as the situation deems appropriate.

When it's not necessary for me to lie, I do - just occasionally. But in those times I lie so that people can see through me. So that people assume, that I can't lie. That I'm not able to lie. That I'm a chaos, a mess when it comes to lying. That I turn red, that I stutter, that I avoid eye-contact, that my voice sounds just a pitch higher than normal - all those are the things which they think reveal the lie I'm telling or am about to tell.

So I lie obviously about harmless things regarding me, while I lie like I really lie when it's about something important to me which I do not want revealed.
So far everything's going as I think it is.

I don't think anyone's been able to see through my well-placed lies.

But it's nothing to be proud of.